I DO WHAT I WANT: Archive

May 30th

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May 30th

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jerklock asked: I miss your musk. 8(

May 29th

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May 26th

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This is your friendly reminder that Lestrade is...

jerklock: batcows: jamanddogtags: #THIS ISN’T FUCKING FRIENDLY NO SHUT UP GO AWAY STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS DAMN YOU FOR SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. TAKE THESE FEELS BACK. I DO NOT WANT THEM.sher

May 26th

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I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you...

You’re a bro, he’s a bro, she’s a bro, your mom’s a bro.

May 22nd

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
 *awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

May 18th

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May 18th

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May 18th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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This is like the saddest Wikipedia page ever →

May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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Whenever I get a new follower.

Me: These people. I like them.

Me: ANOTHER!

May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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May 17th

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krazycatqueen: superspazzmuffin: giantchicken: averagefuture: robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay #died omegeee Caaant

May 12th

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May 10th

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May 8th

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May 8th

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May 8th

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May 8th

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May 8th

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What the hell is this

Me: Chat? What the hell is the chat option?
Me: *click*
Jerklock: It lets you make those chat box things.
Me: Ohhhhhh

May 7th

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Tonight, you won't need your wings to fly.:... →

bennyslegs: cumberqueen: Part 1 here. “No, Sherlock - you can’t just let him cry to see how long it takes until he stops!” “SHERLOCK! When it says “10-20 lbs” on the nappies, it refers to the baby’s weight, not the nappy’s potential capacity!” “Father… I think I broke…

May 7th

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