That's just completely unsanitary and also "it was an experiment" is not an acceptable answer, dammit Sherlock.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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You are crossing a line, I think my friend.
(Source: pancakestein)
NO SHUT UP GO AWAY STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS
DAMN YOU FOR SHOWING UP ON MY DASH. TAKE THESE FEELS BACK. I DO NOT WANT THEM.sher
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You’re a bro, he’s a bro, she’s a bro, your mom’s a bro.
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Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
Obviously, no one ships RDJude more than RDJ himself.
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